I asked my mom what age she had me and she said 24. That totally ruined my day. What do you mean you were married, had a house, a whole career and kids at 24. I’m fuckin 30 and I still make sponge bob references and drink chocolate milk. Wtf?
can’t cook, can’t clean, can’t wash dishes, can’t do laundry, can’t keep a snake plant alive, but you wanna be wifey? Do you bring anything else to the table besides mid ran through coochi? Be fr sit down.
If I’m having a good time I forget my phone exist. No pics of the fit, not a single video. It’s like it never happened. It only exists in my memories now😭
All you have to do is just keep going. Things are coming together, God is making a path for you and you don’t even know how close you are to reaching your dreams. Just one foot in front of the other, one day at a time.
Woke up early and deep cleaned the shit outta my apt..now I’m gonna go to a pool party and when I get back my fresh sheets and immaculately clean apt will be waiting for me. Sunkissed skin, a nice shower and imma be sleeping like a baby tonight. I love Sundays😌
what's y'all's EDM ick?
mine would be people that will constantly talk trash on an artist/genre knowing full well it's one of your favorites, can't stand those MFs
It costs $35 per person to mini golf here. And for dinner we spent $30. Also we only pregamed and did not buy any drinks out and we spent $30 on drinks at the liquor store.
Total of $130 for two people to go to in n out and putput. That’s insane.