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One Drive Imprisoning me All that I see Absolute dogshit

When my grandpa told me the ancient Egyptians spoke Hungarian immediately before he died

RIP the legendary Tom Stoppard. Among his more famous achievements, he radically rewrote Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (under the pen-name Barry Watson), adding most of the thrilling beats and hilarious gags. One of my favourites: the cut to Brody, after being hyped up as

Imagine that some deranged technologists notice one day that lemonade looks a lot like piss. You could almost confuse the two if you overlooked the taste, the smell, the source and the ingredients, and if you had no compunctions about drinking a lot of piss. By this point in

just saw dick cheney sitting outside a cafe in fort greene. he smiled and mouthed “dark knight rises” at me before tossing a calamari in the air and missing his mouth

Putting Sherlock above Deadwood is like putting M&Ms on a list of the best sushi rolls of all time

if you cloned this guy into the present day, he would be inextricably drawn, as naturally as salmon swim upstream, to play bass in a prog rock band

"you’ll be able to see all the trains"

Need a word for the phenomenon where people think things used to be nicer because the nice things are the only things from past eras that got preserved or photographed.

That gum you like is coming back in style

West Palm Beach

banned from Wikipedia for adding “and the rest, as they say, is history” to the end of every article

Whoever plays "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" three times