Dear CNN, Startling means surprising or astonishing. dictionary.com/browse/startli…

Imagining Trump’s response in this same situation really makes me wish for simpler times

When you’re angry that strangers try to control what you do with your body

Me: *prepping my cultures to spike in fresh media* My microbes: Soon may the wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum

Not me accidentally opening a timed Canvas quiz before the first day of Stats class

If minimum wage is raised price of Crunchwrap increases. If minimum wage is lowered price of Crunchwrap decreases. If minimum wage is zero Crunchwrap is free. If minimum wage is negative they pay us to eat Crunchwrap. nice

First 🧬 sequencing run by sophia from Scott Showalter today! 😃

I regret to inform y’all that sophia and I are now aspiring TikTok influencers vm.tiktok.com/ZMemV1VMH/

I......what did I just read? x.com/joshdenny/stat…