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Fruit Pastilles, from worst (left) to best (right)

Life = one long panic punctuated by cups of tea.

A great postbox topper here.

10 days?! Doesn’t feel very British. Used to be a proper country.

“The person you are calling is not available, please leave your message after the...” Phew and nope.

Being British just consists of small talk about how it’s “nice and warm out there now” or “a bit chilly out there now”

Bit hot.

Knowing the person definitely got your email when they look confused and ask “when did you send it?”

Sounds like my kind of challenge. Wonder if I can bring a large sack.

Sounds nice tbh.

“Hello, hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” Nope, I’m at a desk typing emails, just like you are. Let’s get to the point.

“Anyway, the invite’s there, see how you feel” Translation: I can tell you don't want to come and it's become awkward.

I’m going to be sick of summer by the time summer’s here.

Some people always leave about a centimetre of tea and I want to know why.

This is an awful lot of pre-summer before actual summer. It’s making me worry what actual summer will be like. It’ll either be far too much actual summer, or not much actual summer at all.

Being unable to walk past a really big house without saying “imagine living there”