Moo! Is the #UnhingedFellowship a private club or can anycow join? 🐮

That Elf Arondir has the coldest hands. Next time he should wear gloves! Moo ... brrrrr!!!!

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What's a cow to do on a lazy Sunday besides standing around and chewing their cud? By the way, has anyone seen my owner? I seemed to have misplaced him. Moo!

Wheeee!!!!!!!

#YouAreAllWelcomeHere

Many seasons ago I was this small and this cute. That's my best friend Billy. I wonder what happened to him?🤔

I think I just uncovered a sinister plot. Some fiend is insisting I should be ... eaten! *gasps* Quick, hide me!!

Is it safe to come out of hiding now? 👀

I am no longer just an average cow, I am a noble steed!