the pope from chicago receiving a message from god

I’m sorry to be redundant but this is the greatest song of all time

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

Before you laugh and say this is cool imagine if we lived in the Cars universe. Not so funny now is it

The obsession with rating, ranking, etc. is really strange! Justice for letting something wash over you and not feeling the constant need to slap a number on it!

In hindsight the Bernie Bro angle might go down as one of the funniest smear campaigns of all time. Oh a bunch of frat boys hate women so much that they are committed to the bit of giving everyone healthcare and people believed this was a real type of person that existed

eddington really is the movie of the year

Some say Eddington is good. Others say no, Eddington is bad. More importantly, Eddington is here

For years I have been a ronin, defending freedom of speech by calling things gay on podcasts but now, I pledge my microphone— my sacred weapon— to defend the first amendment. Jimmy Kimmel get behind me, I will protect you.

tonight i’m going to close my eyes for an hour and imagine an episode of Jimmy Kimmel. the guests will be Gaten Matarazzo, Taylor Tomlinson, and musical guest Benson Boone. and the commercials — the commercials are going to be out of this world. i invite you to join me.

At some point it starts to feel like mass psychosis

If we lived in a just world this would have midnight showings for at least 8 months

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

was Dick Cheney brat

*with tears in my eyes looking at my Grandfather I never got to meet* Hit the Quan again

this being bill clinton, donald trump and hillary clinton 😭

Woke 2 making a big comeback means we're going to have to start cutting these parts of Woke 1 off like dead limbs if we want it to survive, "watching movies the right/wrong way is activism" is not a style of criticism anybody is interested in hearing about in 2025