Me circa 2021 being surprised when ppl didnt know obamacube or vanilla extract on tha wall

Ive been using twitter on chrome on my phone for about a month now and I like it way better. Easier to enjoy and I give less of a damn

Good for you like vitamins

I would do anything for a vape right now........ #MeThinksImaSlave

47° and light rain in beautiful minneapolis

Going to the show where you get a discount if youre a clown but Im on the list so just doing it for the love of the game

If you disagree with me about anything ever let me save you the time, I dont care

Saw a guy at my work wearing a sweatshirt that said "ZERO DAYS SOBER Assholes never die" And I immediately had thoughts of bashing his head into a wall

My cuticle oil tea

Every day I make a mistake

Ermmmm... Meep! #trueblood

Im 29 and I dont know what that means yay!

FibromyalJah

Our very awesome friend zayne appeared at our doorstep as an angel to save us tonight

We never went to the moon. No one ever did. We're simply not meant to go there

What am I chopped unc over here

I had a dream that the guy I judged for saying his goal in life was to have a sex dungeon took my advice and got a wife and kids instead. Wow