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Kenya Kwanza

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" Me:

If tyrant looter Fred Matiang’i runs for president, I’ll vie, too.

Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Fred Matiang'i. Watch the clip and you will understand why Matiangi is being fought.

An evil corrupt man.

Hapa nayo naekelea all my future

I'm selling myself out there. My boss could be on your timeline. I'm a data analyst proficient in Excel, SQL, Python and Power BI. At this point, I can take any job. Hata ya shamba boy. I just can't go back home. Kindly retweet

Matiangi Chronicles.

Mungu usikubali nikufie Thika.

We can all make this possible in 2027

Ukiamka amka na Omtatah na Maraga mambo ya Ruto na Matiangi wachia wendawazimu

Daisy Cherogony is one woman who experienced Matiang'i's wrath firsthand. In 2017, she was fired from JKIA after asking the then-Education CS to queue like other passengers. Matiang'i placed a direct call to Transport CS Macharia, resulting in her immediate dismissal.

I know I can fix Kenya but you people are not ready to watch your favourite politicians get executed on national television.

During my hay days along Thika Road I was the baddest.

Nimekutumia ikiwa mia mbili

Ulidhani Mutiso ni mjinga sio?

Another Giraffe?

Kwani ni we umefufuka kaka?

There will be signs

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS