Do yall not have JOBS?? I can’t get through all the media this fast I literally just finished severance

Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️

Oh yeah I forgot to tell yall I finished the Hofstra law paralegal program

The “Christian” right. How do you even fix this? These are the words of God…

Heroin or Suggesting a last minute hang in the group chat and everyone is available??

Has anyone here gone through the absolute SLOG* of the wheel of time books? *so fucking good but why are there like 14 of them and they’re all like 1000 pages long? Anyway dense fantasy is my fav ❤️

Group chats are so funny when you try to send something from another app and need to type a keyword in to get the chat to come up. Mine are “LaGuardia”, “soup”, and “gay”.

HATE the new Wendy’s commercial that uses the ring doorbell sound (well my dog hates it but ya know)

I just opened the book and have literally only read paragraph one but if you’ve read fourth ring, you’ll understand why I laughed out loud.

When your group chat is together and you’re not there and the group chat messages stop making sense :(

#WorldPrideDC and friends and roller coasters

Higher up CC’d my boss today asking me to get something done she had assigned me. I replied to all with the email I sent last Wednesday with the finished project attached 💅🏼

The Trump administration is shutting down the National LGBTQ+ youth suicide lifeline on July 17th.

I was 16 and recently had admitted to a close friend for the first time that I was bi and I was watching the news with my mom and I started crying and she was like “wow you’re such an empath 🥰”

Apparently dropped one (1) pink lipstick into the load of laundry that was “lemme wash all of my favorite summer clothes at once so I have them for vacation”