i say fairs constantly irl 😭💔🥀

This just got called off for offside 😭😭😭

“WALLAHI I’ll let you beat me everyday if you promise to cook for me”

Yes it was mate. Yes it was 💔

Hi! Grok based on my tweets, which public figure or politician do I sound like the most?

For 150 we listen to the phone ring, for 300 we answer it, for 500 we listen to them and for 1 billion we tell them to go fuck themselves

Vini vs Valencia 3 goals since November

Zidane controls tempo Fermin decides matches

Girl on the side of the road and he’s on the inside. He can’t do anything right atm

🤣🤣🤣

GOOOOOL CARAJO EL MEJOR JUGADOR DEL MUNDO

I guess Rodrygo goes 😂😂🤣👊

tears will be shed tomorrow i just don’t know what kind

Raphinha, you were a good dude, but plans change.

Lamine Yamal who “can’t finish” only has 3 less non penalty goals than Mo Salah this season…

we’re gonna save you big bro

lets make movies together king Marcus Rashford

I love him to death man