Me when I'm the first person to sign into a Zoom call youtube.com/watch?v=NGrLb6…

Good question

My ads are almost exclusively Cheech and Chong gummies. Is this all of Twitter/X or just me 😅 also WHAT is going on with everything in this ad

Trying to understand LK-99 has me feeling like ICP

For my dev tool designer friends - this is a great role on a great team with a _very_ cool roadmap. If I was an IC, I'd be running to apply. DMs are open if you have questions! stripe.com/jobs/listing/s…

What if these scrolls were just a soothsayer imagining the Beckham wedding

Horrified at how I thought this was a delicious looking choc chip cookie. Forbidden brain.

When someone asks if I know what ontology is

I love responsive tables 🥰

I wish I could make a career out of finding the exact value someone paid for their house with only one piece of evidence: a public Instagram profile

Imagine having no knowledge of Picasso and someone telling you this is one of the best artists of all time

Fish were probably like “what the heccck??”

Me when I call my laptop “my machine”

My brain is so broken that I just saw something about Weird Al and thought it was yet another quirky new AI company

I remind myself and others that deadlines are a manmade illusion that do not exist on the cosmic plane 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Me in a 1:1 at my tech job