fyi we won’t have any audience cameras at the upcoming hot milk headline shows so bring all the side pieces you want

Bedford where’s Bedford?

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid i can't keep it in

It’s 3.45am and I’ve just woken up from a dream where I was having a physical fight with Rishi Sunak what does this mean

“I’m in the kitchen baking pizza with a crust for a paycheck I can go and spend on hella drugs yeah” I rap with conviction, never having done drugs in my life.

I can’t stop eating someone call 999

If I was prime minister first thing I would do is make eating apples in the office punishable by death because SHUT.UP.

On this weeks “decipher what Gran means on the shopping list” we have “bag of big biscuits”. Cookies, she means cookies

Sold my Architects ticket now I’m sad

The absolute anxiety when I’ve been on a night out and I see “sent 3h ago” in my messages and it’s to Han like what the actual fuck have I tried to bully her about this time when I’ve been drunk

Me waiting for mgk’s tour announcement like:

Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get MGK tickets today I’m yeeting myself into the river Thames

Been told I’ve got to go in to the office every day for the next 2 weeks but how will the baby cope on her own and by baby I mean my cat 😭

We celebrate teen pregnancy now?

THE BIGGEST AND BEST HOT MILK UK TOUR STARTS NEXT MONTH.

Can’t believe 12 hours ago I was singing my heart out to mgk and now I am back in the office being a corporate girly

One month today and I’ll be back in my favourite place in the whole world, at a Hot Milk show.

THIS MONTH, HOT MILK COME HOME TO YOU ALL.

It’s Hot Milk week crying screaming throwing up