“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy” me after lunch:

I am YELLING and praying he’s on my next flight

me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago

Steve Literally acronyms for everything, I'm sitting in meetings like

Dressing gown season is upon us

Am I looking in the wrong place? I've not seen any advice from the Met to men anywhere.

Looks like a pain au chocolat

me everywhere i've worked

“It’s a bloody nightmare” Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working “It’s not ideal” Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

do i sometimes miss working in a toxic workplace bc now i have nothing to rant about and it was the fire in my belly that kept me warm? yes

Show of hands ✋🏻 who here has quit a toxic job? Let’s normalize this shit. It’s never worth it, and it’s way different than paying your dues.

Anyone else wait a few mins before joining the meeting to avoid the small talk?

Hello, can I make an appointment to see a GP please ?. Receptionist: x.com/BListAtCapital…