My husband (a runner) bought me (a flat-footed non-runner who’d quite like to be a runner) some proper running shoes, and they’re so BOUNCY! I feel like a dog doing zoomies (albeit a very slow, senior dog, but still!) #UKrunchat

I genuinely think watching #TheTraitors live is as close as I’ll get to understand how blokes feel watching their favourite football team win

The Traitors UK Season 2 cast, but they're all Shakespeare characters... a🧵... #TheTraitors

Took a photo of my cat. Clearly caught her between facial expressions and captured this. I can’t stop laughing. What happened?

Just discovered I still remember every single word of S Club’s Don’t Stop Movin’, courtesy of #maskedsingeruk

Final submission made to DMs Are Open 🥳 I've submitted a total of 6 sketches, 12 notifications and 3 voicenotes. It's my first time participating, and even if nothing comes from it, I've had a blast and feel like it was great writing practice!

Just a bit over true crime, serial killer stuff tbh. A genre where people walk home utterly content, befriend a happy dog and get free biscuits would be great. Can we start making some of these shows, please?

if claudia winkleman loses out on best tv presenter award at the NTAs to ant and bloody dec this year i’ve lost all hope in humanity

Um, so this BROKE me. If you need me, I’ll be in the corner snivelling and getting through an entire box of Kleenex. What an astoundingly beautiful, funny and heartbreaking book. You’re a clever man Bobby Palmer!

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Just saw Catherine Bohart at Leicester Comedy Festival and she was an absolute delight. So, so funny. Always good to see fellow neurotic curly gals do their thing 💃

Trying to put myself out there more so… here is my writing! Please read it! My latest Substack post (riveting excerpt below) for The Village Diaries is out. I detail what it was like to attend one of my village’s monthly cinema nights. #substackuk thevillagediaries.substack.com/p/4-cinema-nig…

Sounds like a cool place to live!

An article about TV comedy - Only men mentioned, quoted and interviewed, only male written and led comedies highlighted. That’s because it still so massively unequal. We won’t get the next Caroline Ahern/wood/ French and Saunders if it’s not 50/50 theguardian.com/culture/2024/f…

Not usually one for visceral reactions to food, but is there anything more disgusting than cheerily biting into a banana and realising that when you were ridding it of the disgusting stringy bits YOU MISSED ONE and you have to pull it out of your mouth?

This man is officially my spirit animal

There's nothing like a fresh bin bag in the bin is there, lads? And you drop a piece of rubbish in there and it goes right down to the bottom? Lovely stuff

Comedian Sara Pascoe tells a young festivalgoer about the lesson she’d give her 14 year old self.

I asked my 3yo daughter to guess the names of some more 80s and 90s wrestlers