goes on tinder finds 0 attractive people.. “maybe there’s some baddies on LinkedIn” - Sophie Chopra I’m fucking dead

"I'm not like most girls"

Remember to appreciate the custodians in your dorms!

Honestly, University is just sitting with your laptop in different places.

To whoever’s car this is on Fir street... ur in for a shitty surprise my dudeeeee

To whoever did the Hunger Games whistle back to me in laz at 1am you made my whole semester 🏹

BIG Thank you to everyone for coming to my birthday party yesterday! Great turnout 🍀

BBA concentrations be like

White Mamba remembers Black Mamba. ♥️ 📽️: @ESPN

Shoutout to everyone who got sunburnt yesterday

BAE GO BACK TO THE HOUSE OMG💔💔💔

Probability of me doing well on the Stats midterm

The only thing I took away from EC250 today was the word "shirking"

Me trying to get the test banks from people

jingle bells, taking L’s, hit me with a sleigh. i’m so done, this isn’t fun, there goes my gpa.

Ken Jackson be like A) only A B) only B C) both A & B D) neither A or B E) a sprinkle of A with a dash of B F) 3/4 cup A & 6 fluid oz B

When u see a MLS notification

When BDM ruins ur life haha

Justin beiber casually driving by Phil’s x.com/nacao_bieber/s…