English people are so miserable

Senegal do not exist to you?

Cape Town really is 2 different worlds

Literally the whole of South Africa is like this…

There are South Africans out there sitting in candle light, tweeting that Cyril, who had undeclared foreign currency in his farm and covered up a robbery, should stay in the Presidency to keep the crooks from destroying South Africa 🤦🏾‍♂️

It took Sky News, a foreign media house, to unearth and interview Mustafa Hazim?

Ya but nawe don't go study Sports Management and make it worse

We all know what she meant and if either of the blokes alongside her had said it… it would have been ignored. The bile beneath this says a lot more about the authors than Eni Aluko. P.S. I once called the Pentagon an “octagonal shaped building in Washington” 🤯😂

"My name is Daniel Viljoen Ramos, I'm a 17-year-old right back who currently plays for Guimaraes U19 "I previously played for Benfica Lisbon,but recently moved here to advance my game. My mother is from South Africa and it would be biggest pleasure to represent the nation." 🇿🇦

“Don’t like it at all. The Oompa Loompas, singing and dancing. They’re supposed to be working in that factory. Maybe if they were focused on doing their job that poor boy wouldn’t have fallen in the chocolate river.”

Update: JHB to Musina is reopened.

Substitute penalty takers hardly ever cut it. Ask Chelsea against Liverpool...

Statistically insignificant

BREAKING: The U.S. says it opposes Al Jazeera asking the ICC to investigate the killing of journalist #ShireenAbuAkleh. Israeli forces killed Shireen, a U.S. citizen, in May. The U.S. has taken months to investigate Israel, which receives $3.8B in annual U.S. aid.

An account called "Barstool Football" seems to have overtaken ESPN FC as the Worst Football Twitter Account. So of course it has a rapidly growing following. 😕

Pravin and de Ruyter's whole brand was about paying off Eskom's debt. Now we're in Stage 6 loadshedding again and the R400m debt is suddenly too much. Surely they've failed to deliver on their self-imposed mandate.

We're in Stage 6 and our President has to save his ass. We are a side hustle, a gig at this point. And the gig isn't going well but oh well, just resell the 20 buffaloes and everything will be rosy.

can declare public holidays but when it's time to declare foreign currency..

On the 28th opposition parties must contest this decision in court to set it aside as irrational just so Cyril can take an L.

The only Cyril that matters