posting while ghosting

“she’s just a friend” SHE FOLLOWS YOU ON SPOTIFY?????

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

i’ve never met anyone who is lactose intolerant and is serious about their lactose intolerance

nobody flirts better than a girl who knows you don’t live near them

every email sent to me should end with “but if your tummy is hurting don’t worry about it”

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

“i miss him” girl the tears you cried were the wettest he ever made you. wrap it up

girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

sorry i viewed your story 10 seconds after you posted it, you have to understand that i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years

over sleeping is one of my biggest coping mechanisms and the easiest way to tell when i’m going through something

i don’t “get” tired. i remain tired

i like my mornings to be slow and quiet. i want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking what so ever

“can i get your number” me holding my phone: i don’t have a phone i’m sorry

my toxic trait? i face everything on my own and don’t admit i need help because i’d rather struggle than burden other people with my problems

princess treatment comes naturally from a man when you’re on a 3 month trial

imagine being emotionally available and choosing someone who isn’t. couldn’t be me (again)

nothing humbles you like caring too much in a place you weren’t even noticed