We are massive Tottenham Hotspur 🤣

Say you never got chicks before money without saying it 🤣 Basic biology and humanity, no one should need an explanation

Don Henley on Sundays hits like crack

Muted This type of behavior on the internet is like going up to a stranger and telling them “Hey Mr. look at me I’m breathing air!” No s* really?!

Hump day Front squat + chin up combo 🦍

Physical strength is correlated to mental strength Would never hire a man that can’t bench 225 regardless of how smart they are

Dude is funnier than any comedian

Men’s health is a balance Men that are always happy go-lucky probably aren’t biologically healthy A mission with some fuel in the tank keeps you going But only goes up to a certain point Guarantee you Steve Jobs got cancer from stress & no one liking him

Last day of month fellas Lets see if sales ops makes my life 10x more stressful than it needs to be Anyone tried bribing these guys?

Sales ops made it a real tough one boys but we got the win Almost time to sign off for college football kickoff and Labor Day weekend

Never admit to hard work. If you attribute your great success to drive, dedication, and excellence you will be resented. To be loved, act like it suddenly fell into your lap. People will be convinced you have the “midas touch” and align with you to increase their own fortune.

Born in raised in Austin but have lived in San Antonio for a nearly a decade Went to Austin for the first time in almost a year The two cities are close yet so different

1. Don’t be an SDR at a massive company 2. People you work with aren’t family, esp not at Oracle

Easy way to show you’re a savvy sales rep on an intro / disco call Give an agenda and tell them “this call is for you, does this sound like a plan or anything else you would like to add or remove from the agenda?” Even better, send a pre discovery survey to get ahead of this

No one and I mean absolutely no one has it better than the hot marketing chick - yes even you 4x Pclub sales rep Top level job security and on the fast track to VP in ~7 years

Front squat Friday Broke into an account that no one in the history of my fortune 200 company has gotten into this week, in a deal against our toughest competitor 10k race tomorrow Back on the horse 🐴 Ain’t shit given