should I kill myself?

Do ya sell any grapes?

Pronouncing laplacian like you’re saying Appalachia

I love trying to read an article on my phone and it’s unable to load because 8 ads immediately pop up and my phone drops 15% trying to load a singular paragraph

Who up just Mexican

My daily exercise is chasing my friends dog around our shared backyard and collapsing on each other after

Tv wasn’t working for a day or so and I smacked it anf it started working properly again

Got a weighted blanket this thing is awesome

Contacting everyone I know that owns a cat to let me come over and pet it

My housemates and I have been obsessed with this for the past week

Hospital called and asked me what my sex was because they had me marked as “unknown” #woke

Need more seals need more people sending me seals

Just Read “if I did it: Confessions of the Killer” and oh my GOD it’s actually insane. This “hypothetical” scenario wasn’t even prefaced as hypothetical before it happened the entire book was just written in his perspective so it really just reads as him admitting what he did

Just realized who cares none of it even matters why does it happen anf also

learn👇

Actually how it was the first time I experienced fall in New England and the leaves actually changed color and dont just stay green and then die

3 hour class moved to zoom

harp seal drinking hot chocolate with cookies

Babysitting friends cat over break

Watch this Sam Altman