I knew I scored some really good weed this week when I looked at the Celtics box score tonight and thought it said that Pritchard had 43, 10 and 5.

I knew better. #NeverDeki

I remember thinking Ben Griffin, Ben Taylor, Ben Martin and Ben Silverman were all pretty much the same guy.

Stop saying officially official

I go 3683 every draft and I only have sex missionary #DraftKings

When I say out loud "That tush push is good for my fantasy", I think it's time to rethink things.

Gonna be an interesting week. Hope it gets weird.

I just made a fictitious madden player named Adonai Demercado

I think if Baker Mayfield and Emeka Egbuka had a dick measuring contest, they would need to rent a gymnasium

Stupid computer won’t let me do negative Awareness though

Digging my article this week… probably equivalent to hittin em pure on the driving range 🤷‍♂️ We shall see…

Low Ownership. Massive Leverage. 9 Contrarian Plays for Week 10 RUNNING BACKS I’m comfortable smashing chalk at this position, but rostering some low-owned options could be effective— especially when betting on game environments. 1. JAHMYR GIBBS // 11% Highest game

Yo! Everything is yours for $1 this week at OWS, if you’re into that sort of thing 🤷

How on earth is that not pass interference?

The fix is obviously in

In what world is that not a blatant DPI?

Last OWS article of the season for me. Time flew. 🧐

Thus rendering the entire Hall of Fame worthless

What happened last time Lady Gaga performed at a Super Bowl where the Patriots were getting their asses kicked? 28-3

You would think the producers of golf broadcasts would master that whole “don’t air the audio going backwards after every replay” thing but, nope.