May God hear this man’s prayers.

he needs to know if his nap is going be interrupted by thunderstorms

Truly all you have to do is get money, because what in the Balthazar egonga dance is this

My only take on the TundeOD matter. It’s clear we are not upset enough with the APC situation. We will be back in 2031.

Why do you illiterates always think the opposite of APC is Peter Obi? Why is your retort to every criticism against APC “but Peter Obi…”??? Ehn?

Everything is just upsetting me today. Sigh

Forever valid. Cos what is that nonsense I just read.

Nobody should stress me more today abeg

Depends on the role Tyler Perry is casting you for.

For someone who doesn’t eat Amala at all, I am still pained that I didn’t get to eat her amala at my trad because of how soft it looked 😭😭

Why does portable have a song with Ric hassani??? Are we in end times???

There’s a wide gap between how much sleep I get when I’m with my lover and when I’m not. 💀

Lately 🎶 (in Davido’s voice)

You see this thing called grief, often times, it doesn’t ask for your permission. It just shows up uninvited and stays longer than you expect. The moment you think you have become stronger, boom, it comes.

Sometimes softie, sometimes Tiger. Balance 💫

From your responses, I take it that you're the 7th child?

Any Job you have now. Please hold it very tight. I mean grab it firmly. Outside is brutal now.

On this COS issue , I think y’all should marry each other and help one another. But that’s just me sha

It’s now official, our walk in store Abuja Perfume Vendor is located at Plot 112, 4th Avenue, Gwarinpa, opposite 125th mall, beside bubble tea shop. You can now start shopping at our physical store from tomorrow. Perfumes, Wines and Gift curations. We will be waiting to have you 🥳🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️

So true true you people don’t know where I can pick £1b ? If you tell me, I’ll give you small I promise.