Not to brag but this year I • increased my anxiety by 200% • decreased my productivity by 340% • increased my screen time by infinity

My thumbs hurt so I’ve switched to an era of audio messages

I have 0 skills I literally just circle back all day

I’m exhausted and it might be because I went out the last two nights and walked 6 miles today OR it’s because Omicorn has finally gotten me (and this is what I’m going to convince myself for the next 6 hours)

Capitalism*

Not the stock market crashing 3 weeks after I finally opened a Roth IRA

The beauty of living in nyc is that no matter how long you’ve lived here, every winter like clockwork you forgot how humid it gets in the summer

Helluva graphic from a state DOT

Got a white man to donate $100 to PP today. Ready for more

Truly distressed at the number of pro-choice people I've spoken to who've said "thank goodness we'll always be safe in NY." Wake the fuck up

Tonight someone on the subway looked me in the eye and said “you’re stepping in poop” and sure enough my boot was engulfed in a used piece of toilet paper that someone decided to leave on the train🤍

I love Gen Z networking methods

So we slayed on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

a lot of ppl in nyc seem to have forgotten that there’s this thing called letting people off the train first before you try to get on… it’s when you let people off the train first before you try to get on

This is happening tomorrow. Can't find a single article in the New York Times, Daily News, or Post about it. How many tens or hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers does this affect? Absolute failure all around.

The New York Times still hasn't covered this. On March 22nd, OneMedical will also stop accepting UnitedHealthcare.

This is what happened when Trump won last time, overturn of Roe. D&C is an abortion and it is healthcare. All those Trad Wives who speak on how they didn't have an abortion but had a D&C for their incomplete miscarriage, they had an abortion, Duggar. Our lives are on the line

I had to log onto Elon Musk's Twitter for this... Bank of America I should have received a Zelle payment for several hundred dollars today and it's nowhere to be found, despite confirming with the other bank. I was on hold for 40 minutes only to be hung up on. Pls escalate

6/ Here's another one. Trump snuck $40 million in this bill for a "statue garden". Likely will be filled with MAGA "heroes", reportedly maybe somewhere in South Dakota. Plenty of money for Trump statue gardens, but not enough money to keep feeding hungry kids.