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paul song

@songsofsong

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calendar_today12-09-2009 05:07:48

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1st thing when I leave NYC. Close head on collision w/ a car leading a high speed chase w/ 5 cop cars behind him. Happy new year everyone!

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Funny stuff my mom says "Native American came from Asia through Russia and Alaska. So we are the founders of America." #what

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Me: what’s that smell? Steph: gas leak from yesterday. Colleen: we just put in a work order just now. Me: WHY ARE WE HERE!

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me: I would like 6 rolls of garlic rolls. PIzza guy: hey this guy wants 6 rolls of garlic rolls. Other guy: 6 rolls? What else a rice ball? #saywhat?

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While cooking in the kitchen with a roommate... me: where did you put that paper towel. RM: Idk... looks around the kitchen then opens the fridge and looks in there. Then I look around and I open the oven while it’s 450 blazed in there. Nope not there... both #lmfao