A great idea cannot be denied

just exhilarating to follow, the best meet-cute you’ll ever see

Superman hasn't been relevant in my lifetime, and I'm old

They really fumbled it

hi hellooo here are Juan Soto's 2024 batting percentiles

OK so, why did everyone all of a sudden start saying, e.g., 'I will trespass you' and meaning 'I will accuse you of, report you for, or charge you with trespassing'? When did it start and who started it? I believe everything was fine with the verb 'to trespass' only yesterday.

addendum to this. Team Biden is still gonna need a current-thing social mania to freak people out into a fever-pitch against Trump. this campus stuff will burn itself out and won't even be in the picture by the DNC.

i think it might have to be war stuff. some ramp-up in Ukraine,…

oh yeah. forgot about this album

speaking of 'media literacy', kinda concerning the degree to which some of my readers are failing to understand the degree to which this tweeet/thread is facetious, 'to make a point' (as is my (annoying) wont). need to work on your sonch literacy, guys

What’s the normal English word for ‘infitada’ or whatever people are always saying? I speak English not whatever language that is

is it just ‘pogrom’? thanks in advance

Here we go. Maybe I'll change it to this. It's 'Bam Bam' from the Flintstones! Everyone loves 'Bam Bam' right? If I visually came across as 'Bam Bam' maybe I'd get retweeted by Elon and invited to all the tech parties?

Actually the reason you can't talk about George Soros isn't b/c that's anti-semitic it's cuz it's anti-Hungarian FYI. (I have no idea what the man's religion is).

Oh fine, here it is with The Chicken Dance

What exactly is going to reverse this

so disorienting. whose mental model of showering involved telling oneself they’re doing it ‘for health benefit’? alien mentality

at this point they’re gonna hafta set the next STRANGER THINGS season in like 1996 huh

I don’t like to brag, but I came across an encampment today and dragged those kids out of their tent, tore it down, and then threw all of their stuff in the dump. As a result I am no longer welcome in the Estes Park KOA.