Oh my god shut UP

One of the things about the EJ picture and the homophobic narratives that have formed around it is that for all the cries of 'wasted genetics' it's not as if Michael Jordan's kids are some hoppers on their way to any NBA Championship, I'm watching one on Housewives.

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

Got my mom to listen to Cowboy Carter, and she gave me a list of her favorites. THE TASTE. I’m so proud.

What an incredibly unique millennial experience lol ruining the family computer and acting like you have no clue how it happened

Stress will literally kill you

Not my mom convincing my dad they need matching tattoos on their ring fingers 😂

as you can see, the counterprotesters are feeling so scared and unsafe

every baddie has dated a cornball. it’s like baddie indoctrination. when you’re younger you confuse corniness for confidence and the only way out is through. even rihanna dated king corn. your experience is valid and understood my queen

Niggas be comin down the street loud as hell all you hear is “TASTE LIKE CANDYYYY”

Millennials to Gen Z kids who got tricked into getting filler way too young

The professor has been charged with battery against the officer.

You read that right.

Thinking a 40 year old virgin would be nice is crazy.

I’m honestly in shock fhdjdjcjxkdj now what on EARTH

i've never seen anything remotely like this from faculty at any university before. unbelievable. the heart swells.

we need to start telling girls that a man is a loser if he is in his 30s attempting to date you at 19. no exceptions

I’m very glad you’ve seen the light

Bravo fans will either be the funniest MFs you ever met in your whole life or demented on such a level the world’s greatest Psychiatrists couldn’t make sense of it. 😭

When the real housewives of Atlanta was filmed like The office 😭

Honestly I really feel blessed