Just charged my MP3 player to cut the grass and my son came home and started cutting the grass.

Ah

Sometimes the better part of wisdom is just to tell a guy here's what we're doing. Like I don't need your input. This is just what we're doing.

Bit warm.

Chicago sending their absolute best as usual.

I am Erin.

It's amazing the amount of work I get done when I'm enraged.

Gloworm's a rockstar Mom. And she's basically a single Mom for the time being. She learned it from the best.

Psalm 2

Nate always raids my fridge. So does Mini Nate.

I love this sweaty baby. He got his happiness from Mimi. And his good looks from Joe Bear.

Here's the thing about the military: You can never change things from the top down. You gotta change things from the bottom up. And that'll never happen when you gotta indoctrinate in dresses, trans, and makeup. Don't piss off the rank n file.

When you BRRRRRRRRRT in style. I love this guy and his fam.

We'll have baby birds in this nest this spring. For like the 7th year. Because they're safe here.

When you get a sno-cone with a gum ball from the ice cream truck.

You take away their smile, I'll take away your everything. Everything.

I love you, Baby Gurl. Please keep loving me back.

If this is legit, then this guy needs to be arrested.

I'm a pastor, I sing death metal, and I throw diapers out. I'm a complete man.