my most toxic trait is that I like easy-listening instrumental music as background--a habit I thought I had well in hand until this morning when my station played a compilation of Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring and... The Rainbow Connection #meaculpa

Oh to have the gravitas of a 5th grader telling the editors of The Economist that she's confident they "can figure it out" 😂

I have adhd tendencies. A couple weeks ago I remembered that peanut butter & jelly sandwiches exist. You do the math.

I've always thought that using The Handmaid's Tale as a signifier for Xian nationalism was a little too on the nose, but then they went and put Elisabeth Moss in my mom's Easter outfit from 1996

GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD

My new favorite example of horseshoe theory: In my conservative evangelical upbringing, we also didn’t *pray* the Lord’s Prayer for fear of falling into traditionalism but b/c we valued Scripture so much, we def *recited* it. Amazing.

Long live Artyom!