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Where is the tweestival?

Bike wash #statebicycle instagr.am/p/HfpLRTDhRM/

A significant portion of the twitterverse thinks that @ = #. I only know this because of the amount of mentions I get.

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i'm ready to end my sabbatical if anyone knows of someone hiring please let me know. i'm a jack of many tech trades

i have a few Google Wave invites to give out. DM me your email address if you're interested.

4 some reason my grandma's brother just sent her a fax machine. now i have to go show her how 2 use something i hate and she will never use

even if apple wasn't planning on introducing a tablet, now they have to because of the hype engine.

Yes

there are now two nearly naked girls showering right in front of the preacher on central and Adams. yfrog.com/h71b0lij

What are the Phoenix Yelpers doing tonight?

RT Amber: Beer, Pastries, Goodie Bags and Music - all free? Count me IN! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=207704484594

I very well might be moving to china again. Things should be better this time around.

Help me unlock Phoenix, Join me on Scoville #toptuesday goscoville.com

OH: my life smells. (dg)

RT apalah: OH: you say herpes like it's a bad thing. georgie

RT clowerpower: Something that wouldn't be right: getting cold at the MLK rally and slipping on a white snuggie.

That last one was a rt from colbert btw

Hollar! My photo of the phoenix haboob has gotten 20,000 views! flickr.com/photos/dbryant…