they got his ass working the graveyard shift

If I worked at an Amazon warehouse.

Man I had a good moss season I still need to poison it off a couple times but damn

I finished The Substitute. I have also just finished The Substitute 2: Schools out, and am starting on The Substitute 3: Winner Takes all. The grand finale is going to be The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not An Option, and I can hardly contain myself.

I LOVE HIM

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Trump: I did more for the Black community than anybody Reporter: You believe you did more than Lyndon Johnson who passed the Civil Rights Act? Trump: Yeah... how has it worked out when you take a look at what Johnson did?

Someone made this #68 because they knew damn well what number we all actually wanted

What seems like a billion years ago, I drove into the mountains to pick up Nina. She’d lived her whole life on a rope in a yard. She learned a lot from my doggos until a friend adopted her. She blossomed into a gentle and mothering soul. Good night Nina. Im glad I knew you.

Making you turn your cell phone off during take off and landing is the modern equivalent of your parents saying the dome light would get them a ticket or cause an accident.

A nearby gas station has this old phone booth. I keep wanting to ask if I can have it, but I am scared the owner will say yes.

took the 99 out today as well :3

I love it when my dog does this

7.5 mile “difficult” hike yesterday. This one is fun but unfortunately it’s sun exposed and so summer months are out. You spend a good portion of the hike on cliffs overlooking this awesome canyon.

Fantastic

SNICKERS IS GETTING ADOPTED ahhhhhhh

That's just menacing 💀

We are re-branding my team to the “Employee Devices” and nobody seems to understand that being on the ED team isn’t really ideal.

You’re never going to convince me that BMW wheels bending isn’t them trying to save cost and maybe weight. According to this video, they’re made of cheese as a SAFETY reminder.