Stay at home mom - liability Career woman - prideful Virgin - inexperienced Sexually active - whore 0 cosmetic surgery - ugly + cosmetic surgery - plastic Natural - low maintenance Makeup - fake You will find peace when you live for yourself People will always talk

Rain don soak my sheep’s clothing wey I keep to dry 💔 Now everybody don know say I be wolf

I was watching cartoon in the cab home and someone goes “aren’t you too old to be watching that” in a condescending tone. This is why you people are sad, cause you’ve sacrificed all the things that make you happy on the altar of the performance of adulthood.

When they Overly religious

"Can you send me a picture of you" The one wey you see before you message me never do you??

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

Cause of Death: *312#

*Sees an Igbo parent with their child* Me: Big boy!!! Nna kedu? Child: 😶 Me: Kedu afa gi? Child:😶 Parent: Uncle is asking what your name is, tell him. Child: My name is Jayden. Me to the parent:

This culture of shaming people who don’t know how to speak their language is not good. Doesn’t help anyone at the end of the day. Do better!!!

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Federal Government, how many likes for public holiday tomorrow? We are really sad about his death.💔

We need a public holiday to process this. I recommend 14-18 July.

you don hear this one before?

Two time President and we are mourning him for one day??? What happened to 2 days or even A week?

Nobody talks about Adam. The first design, the blue print. It was Adam and Eve. Not Adam, Eve, Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia.

I was in Nigeria a few months ago, and I genuinely couldn’t believe how fast MTN Nigeria data zapped. When I called ‘em, they gave the most flimsy excuse I’ve ever heard - they told me the data zapped because other apps were running in the background.I laughed so hard I almost fell

Many Nigerians start their day with NLP and NSPDP prayers and afterwards still carry on their day doing absolute wickedness to other people. So many morning prayers, Yet so many evil people in the country.

I did the 100,000 naira for 1terabyte in January and today it’s remaining 98gig. They are stealing our data!