My house is getting painted tomorrow 😍

Holy hellllll 👀

If anybody wants a gf mine is up for grabs. She told me we’re not having GADS for dinner. 🙄

My gf has me out here requiring an iced coffee and donuts daily.

It’d be nice if I could keep up with my 4 wheeler key 🙄

The fact that i drive across town to the bypass Dunkin everyday bc Nashville rd is that shitty 😂

Stop leaving out the part of the story where you did that hoe shit

Some of y’all will literally do A N Y T H I N G for attention and it’s really ugly

Went to a boat and fish show today with dad, how did I manage to spend more money than him? 😅😂

Every American deserves to be able to afford clean drinking water Joe. Why don’t ya make that possible¿

What sign is this?😂😂

Burn the whole house down 😂

Who woulda knew going to the beach in February would get you sunburnt 😅😂

Anyone else ever feel like writing a suicidal letter to the government instead of sending in the tax money you owe? No? Just me? 😅😂

Y’all send my lil neighborhood all the good vibes you can. Watching out for a neighbor in his last days is rough 😭

I love how I miss trash day 1 time and I’ve been fucked for almost a month now with an overflowing trash can 😂😂😂

Why would WCPS put graduation day on Memorial Day weekend? Y’all know we got plans at the lake for the whole weekend. 🙄

My nephew ain’t old enough for an Easter egg hunt and my 5 year old niece is so mean she will push all the other kids down so no public egg hunts for us this weekend 😂😂😂

Not me over here bawling bc my neighbor passed away and his family called a dumpster place to do a drop off. Now they’re throwing everything away. My heart is shattered for this man.

Only I would leave my sunroof open when it comes a fucking flood. There’s literally standing water in my car 😂