It’s not #plaCBDebo?

mostly facile interpretations of current events with the primary goal of making jokes

To some people, a rose is just a thorny stick with only one flower on it. Mostly people I’m related to.

I hate all music. With many exceptions.

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That scene from Pretty in Pink where Ducky can’t find anything to listen to on the radio is my entire life

Somehow there's never enough for the doctor but there's always enough for the hearse

“You had two words to pick from and you chose the wrong one.” —WordleBot, every damn day

Never lend a book to a non-reader. They’ll never read it—they told you they don’t read—and, owing to shame, perhaps, they’ll never return it

Compiler *errors* or compiler *opportunities*?

Medical history form asking if I’ve used marijuana, heroin, or meth more than once in the last year. Because they’re pretty much the same.

Not sure why autocorrect thinks I meant “travell Ng” and not “traveling” #FAC #DAC

Fingernails in the compost bin? Yes? No? #BurningQuestion

They’ll ban baseball first.

Decided I’m only going to my 100 year class reunion.

House Party Soundtrack afternoon

Feeling better about my clarinet playing, which always drives my cat away, after he just fled while I watched this youtube.com/watch?v=O7TWlA…

In a shocking twist, it looks like my last remaining pro-45 racist idiot acquaintance on Facebook unfriended ME! #winning

Made coffee for the office. Guess I really work here now. #TheDayJob

Wait, ith thith about Thtar Warth?