Dude, you’re probably not even going to finish out the month. Congressman George Santos (Parody)

Brazen!!! Sarah Huckabee Sanders begins by saying that Biden has no credibility. Here are some of her top lies: yahoo.com/entertainment/…

Regarding the Palestine, Ohio Environmental mess: - Yes, it's bad - No, It's not even close to a "chernobyl" - Yes, Norfolk Southern is almost entirely to blame - Yes, Pete Buttigieg could have said more publicly - Yes, Biden offered Fed assistance - Yes, DeWine declined Fed

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 We need a National divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene. RT if you agree.

The only conservative solution that would work for everyone is putting a cork in y’all’s insane nonsense and mental anarchy for the sake of democracy. PS When you talk and purse your lips like you do, you look so much like a Trump. Can’t unsee. 😬

He’s wearing white boots? Where does the knee end and the boot begin? Or the boot end and the knee begin? Most importantly, how often does he need a diaper change? #ihavequestions

Seeing R. Kelly’s and Harvey Weinstein’s names in the headlines today and thinking of all the lives they (and abusers like them) have fucking ruined reminds me of all of the pathetic MF’ers who enabled them to do so along the way to no account. It’s past time to call them out too

Is there *anyone* who believes Alex Murdaugh is not guilty??

Loved seeing you on Real Time tonight, John Heilemann, but I couldn’t keep up with the convo because I kept imagining you gifting that other dude with a cream pie to his face.

There are so many things to say about this but “they did the right thing” is definitely not one of them.

Oof. tfw you’re found out for just making up poop as you go along. How ‘bout this, Bethany S. Mandel: Being “woke” is being able to smell your conservative poop a mile away and calling you out on it.

Hey, 60 Minutes -- I fixed it for you.

BUT HOW ARE YOUR EYEBROWS!¡??? ARE THE BROWS OKAY???? 😬😩

Lady wearing “Know Your Parasites” t-shirt at Trump show tells Dasha Burns “there’s too much hate” in our country. #(－‸ლ) #FACEPALM Awareness is hard.

Oh, Tom Cotton … you have become such a pitiful small man.

Good lord (－‸ლ) It’s like a plate of spaghetti on LSD.

My ‘net went out so I tuned into my satellite aka land of old channels, noticed the CBS Kirk piece on the menu then deleted CBS w/o thought. I must’ve blocked it out-then I saw this painful come-to-life retail SNL skit. I don’t understand, but I also do not want an explanation.

Quanell X didn’t debate him; he put him on a slow roast. 🔥🔥