men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

do you ever just have the random urge to just SCREAM at the top of ur lungs for entirely no reason at all?

"Send me a pic" is where a girl loses 79% interest in a dude

being nice to someone I dislike isn't being fake. It's called being mature and enough to handle my dislike for them

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad

i act low maintenance but i do want you to read my mind a little

anyone else open their phone, forget why, then scroll out of spite?

when the freak wears off and you realize you just craved affection, wanted to feel cared for and genuinely loved

nothing hits harder than opening the fridge and forgetting why you did

when you realize you re doing exactly what you said you'd never do

the urge to be in someone's wallet

spent an hour trying to caption a photo, then posted it with an emoji

Them: what are your hobbies? Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

my mirror needs a "screenshot button"

does anyone else apply their entire skincare routine at night and expect to wake up as a completely new person?

waving back at someone who was actually waving at the person behind me. Is there an official 5-step recovery plan for this exact situation?

dark red over any other shade of red>>

If I calmly leave you alone, trust me I'm not coming back

i daydream of people asking me questions, no one is ever as curious as i am

My two rules are: 1. Never tell me what to do 2. Please help me