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@soiled_plants2

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calendar_today03-07-2023 16:19:42

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last year i grew the worlds smallest tomato, this year I grew the worlds smallest cucumber* (technically a cucamelon, cousin to the cucumber)

last year i grew the worlds smallest tomato, this year I grew the worlds smallest cucumber* (technically a cucamelon, cousin to the cucumber)
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haven’t had time to bake in a while but i have a bunch of fresh pears I need to use… so i made pear fritters with a brown butter maple vanilla bean glaze

haven’t had time to bake in a while but i have a bunch of fresh pears I need to use… so i made pear fritters with a brown butter maple vanilla bean glaze
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happy to announce that at 9+ weeks old he officially hit 1lb!!!! :’) he’s still fighting an eye and respiratory infection, skin infection, and coccidia he is such a fighter

happy to announce that at 9+ weeks old he officially hit 1lb!!!! :’) he’s still fighting an eye and respiratory infection, skin infection, and coccidia he is such a fighter
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me spending a couple grand on a bunch of stray cats in the last few weeks when I may be laid off monday might not have been the most fiscally sound decision….

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cup of hot chocolate and ‘how to love’ by lil Wayne playing in the background while I somberly look into the tree line after being chased by wasps kind of night

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i dream about someone being kind enough to kill me so i dont have to live in this man made hell and bear witness to these horrors

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was in a bad place mentally so i took some fresh peaches and made a syrup to make myself a glass of peach tea. still in a bad place mentally but now ive got a yummy drink.

was in a bad place mentally so i took some fresh peaches and made a syrup to make myself a glass of peach tea. still in a bad place mentally but now ive got a yummy drink.