Here key word is “predictable”, indirectly taking a dig at Trump

Till now I was losing money in one account. Now that Zerodha has introduced secondary demat account option, I can diversify my losses.

25000 to Nifty :

- First, pay 30% in direct tax. - Then another 10–15% in indirect tax. - From what’s left, invest 60% in MF. And sleep on the footpath while compounding works its magic Just hope someone like Salman Khan doesn’t run you over in your sleep

Goodbyes are never easy. This served me faithfully for 49,000 km & 6.5 yrs and I’m sure it will continue to do the same for its next owner.

Every time I ask my wife something, she asks 5 back. When I ask ChatGPT-5 something, it asks 20 Stop acting like my girlfriend, I just wanted answers, not relationships!!!

SEBI to retailers: We will scrap weeklies and start 25 month contracts instead , just so you can ‘save’ on STCG. Also my sources tells me, MF will also start offering 100% derivative products

New India: Gambling ❌ Opsun trading ❌ Watching Porn ❌ Watch bhabi’s cleavage on Insta ✅✅

No more 0DTE, only 30DTE trade karenge sab

My worth is 200 CR -100 CR in Microsoft excel -100 CR in Google spreadsheet Like and subscribe for more investment advice

4th rule - No financial gyaan chodi on SM before you have atleast 10 cr

Best thing I heard today, make this viral 😂😂😂

While US markets were rallying 2% on Fed cuts, I was calculating how many kidneys I’ll need to square off my overnight short. Yours Truly, Chintu (proud holder of 1 lot overnight Nifty short)

Next step: Swiggy/Zomato/Zepto delivery guy hands you biryani + a mutual fund brochure. This is the time to go LONG on them

Keep pushing this steroid to gullible citizens while the PM cruises in his imported Range Rovers

Sometimes you make financial choices that prioritize the welfare of society over personal profit. The decision 👇

The court changed its stray-dog rule, so small traders now hope they can make SEBI keep weekly options. Funny thing: the big brokers who’d lose the most money can’t do much about it.

PMO morning scene:

Follow this steps pls : 1. Block calls 2. Block on WhatsApp 3. Also block on paytm and gpay chat for reassurance. 4. Mark Trump’s email as SPAM

One overnight decision wiped out an entire industry and thousands of jobs. Entrepreneurs won’t gamble everything when a single policy change can destroy years of work, they’ll simply take their ideas elsewhere.