Occupation: my dog’s bitch

If Rob Walton, a key owner of Walmart, can afford an estimated $226 million for an antique car collection that includes 12 Ferraris, 6 Porsches, 2 Maseratis and a 1963 Corvette Grand Sport Roadster, you know what? Walmart can afford to pay at least $15/hour to all of its workers.

In 48 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in #Bitcoin ! Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

The latest generation is called Generation Alpha and that energy needs to take a fuckin seat

I consume about 5 different types of beverages a day. That’s privilege.🥸

🙋‍♀️raise your hand if you stare at a computer screen all day and know you have to wrap it up when things start “going blurry”

To celebrate #InternationalWomensDay, the women who work at CIG have come together to create this special behind the scenes spotlight! #ChooseToChallenge #IWD2021 Watch: youtu.be/FSb4UZiuvXM

Being coerced into doing a quick workout routine with Tom Cruise and his posse on a set in Atlanta. That 15 minutes of jumping jacks and sit-ups kicked my ass. For the record, he was very nice.

I find a pot seed fall 2020 and patiently save it. I sprout 🌱 the pot seed winter/spring 2021. I buy top self soil for the pot sprout and make it a name tag. It is loved. And now it’s dead.

Feelin a little homesick today, this is still true🥰

“I don’t trust the vaccine because I don’t know what chemicals are in it” babe name the chemicals in a Diet Coke

i know i've grown a lot because i'm being honest about my ETA

College students do not deserve a ticket for parking at a school they pay tuition for.

Please please please please please

Fuck it, having Easter chocolate and a coke snack.

I just got a robo-call that had voice inflections... be safe out there. The droids are coming for us.