We're mad that we have to pay hundreds/thousands of dollars to gain back and maintain what we had 😭

Garol from Broad City lookalike competition in Central Park tomorrow! Bring your own yoghurt

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

Rachel McAdams Has Unlimited Range

Idk if i like the idea that only gay actors should play gay roles…. I dont want stanley tucci to be homeless

y’all know im canada down

I just checked with everyone and we’re all good actually !

The constant sniffling on the train is so annoyingggg. Stay home or blow ya nose

Whenever an overly earnest photo is shared of someone (celeb or not), I immediately assume they've died until I read the caption

Being neurotic and Type B is the worst of both worlds…great I feel hunted for sport and I haven’t gone to the dentist in 10 months. You people can’t do anything

I'm so excited for my commute to not require a parka and a scarf around my face that inevitably gets tiny hairs stuck in my mouth

Eddie Cibrian said you slit his tires…. is that true?

We don’t have the technology for strapless bras yet

sometimes the cameo in your dream is soooo niche like who even are you

TW: KFed in One Tree Hill season 5

It's hard to be a fashion girly with sensory issues

Applying to delulu jobs hoping they'll be delulu right back and hire me 💋💰

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

Taking my fav antidepressant (warm chocolate chip cookie)

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is