First concert in ages a week today at The StagsHead Hoxton thanks 2 Permanent Slump with 3 other number 1 bands for 4 pound. ONE POUND PER BAND!!!!!!!!!!! #engbel #bbcqt #hashtag

Gr8 concert nite tonite thanks guys! (Permanent Slump) #towel #gentryandwestern #fifaworldcup

Yeah! Gonna be a real cool shows! x.com/wpgonzalez/sta…

This new programme about the supersewer is OK, it's not a patch on that old programme about crossrail tho #specialistdrillingrig #heavilycompactedshells #bargesimulator

Concert party on Wednesday at Windmill Brixton with us, Value Void (excited about seeing em) and our host WESLEY GONZALEZ. Gonna be SICK! #sick

Yes correct there's a brand new Soft Drinks song in the world as of today, and this whole bunch of songs is only five pound

How's it going everyone did I miss anything of note happening in the last 2 years? #humour Hope you all like the new song

Decided to up Soft Drinks's #social game. Get ready for #relevant & #exclusive behind the scenes content!

Just taking a tube train #yolo #humblebrag

@irmavepmate Me too m8. Blue trees is the only promo I ever got sent back in the fanzine years (1999-2000), still bang it on the regs.

Just taking an overground train, no biggy #unapologeticmetropolitanelite

Just picked up 150 bonus nectar points buying red wine #vinspiration #vip

Just using another coupon to get more bonus nectar points lol #alwaysgrinding

We're playing this week at The Victoria Dalston did u know? & did u also know it's free? Now you do know! facebook.com/events/1024479…

Listening to Lammo is a really good way of keeping up with terrible band names: The Amazons 💩💨 The Sherlocks 💩💨 The RPMs 💩💨

Last call for our free show tonite with RED RED EYES at The Victoria Dalston 🎉🎷🆒🍻

Get this in yr diaries - lineup 👍 price 👍 bbq 👍 venue 👍!!! x.com/permanentslump…

Just had a wild band practice which suggests this concert on Saturday at Windmill Brixton will also be wild! Come to it!

Playing late at nite is a whole different vibe. It's a vibe I recommend! Great vibe tonite.

Thanks to the royalties from this cool new tax, today we all quit our jobs!!! Thanks UK government!!! (Hashtag Soft Drinks Tax)