im so good at everything but it seems sex will never be part of that waaaaaaaaaaaa

mario mugging someone: eyyy mamma mia yous gettin hopped, skipped and jumped kiddo

british light yagami be like "I'll nab a crisp... and nosh it"

dude this is crazy I got claude to glitch out so hard lmaooooo

this guy is so cool I love him so much

this says a lot about Society

every time I post a banger please remember I stand on the shoulders of giants. my friends are beautiful, intelligent, wonderful people and I could not Post without them

feeling sufficiently Basingstoked

back in the hometown

i see lots of oxbridge grads flex their uni in their bio should i do it for the bit and just neglect to mention my degree was in linguistics so that they think im some compsci genius