Me at Cane Rosso ATX next week

☀️ things to do this weekend in Austin! #trueaustin atasteofkoko.com/visit-austin/t…

gofund.me/702ef534 I don’t normally do this, but one of my dear service industry friends got hit especially hard this last year and ANY help for dental procedures would be amazing - even whatever you find in the couch cushions is greatly appreciated!

The only time I’ve ever called my mom by her first name is when I want to piss her off and have a death stare thrown at me. My friends? First names only 😳

Me, waiting for Austin’s #winterstorm2021 to sober up and go back home to the ice planet Hoth.

Oh hey, @chrissyteigen/ cravings

#WandaVisionFinale was perfection. Absolute perfection

Oof, got ‘em

tony stark refusing to leave any of his vast fortune for falcon or the rest of the avengers > harry potter spending months at the burrow and not helping the weasley's out with the bills

I never signed the wandavision accords

This is insane

GIVEAWAY: TWO (2) #SXSW MUSIC WRISTBANDS ($298 VALUE) How do you win? 1) RT this 2) Follow us on Twitter That’s it. Winner announced 7pm Friday 2/4. Go!

My books looking at me as twitter burns to the ground

I’m hoping to win this for my kitchen ☕from the Avocados From Mexico House of Goodness! #SparkTheGood #SXSW #Sweepstakes #AvoCoffeeMaker avocadosfrommexico.com/brand/houseofg…

Think of how many avocados I can order with this $500 Amazon gift card! 🤩I hope I win it so I can take the goodness home, no matter what I choose to spend it on! #SparkTheGood #SXSW #Sweepstakes #AvoGiftCard avocadosfrommexico.com/brand/houseofg…