Has anyone cracked one of these open? Last time a metal crypto card was issued, it was PVC with a light aluminum coating. (BlockFi) If coinbase is gonna do it right...sign me up ⭐

"Sure he was great. But Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did....backwards and in high heels."

Formula One racetrack, but it's all self driving vehicles and the CEO has to be in the cockpit.

Booyaka booyaka

Ty Adam Hollander for the alpha.

Prosciutto e melone. Buon appetito! 👩‍🍳🍈

Swift recovery seems suspicious.

Remember when Coinbase 🛡️ announced that they were going to produce...not one, but three feature-length movies?

"Miracles is the way things ought to be."

Reddit wall street bets says "fuck me harder"

July 4 1776: acts of high treason by the People against the king created the greatest democracy this world has ever seen. July 4 2025: acts of high treason by the president against the People are crippling the greatest democracy this world has ever seen.

Just try your very best every day and don't be so hard on yourself when you get home in the evening. Just because you carry it well doesn't mean it isn't heavy. 💛✌️

Sold one of these for $70,000 in 2021. Anyone want to buy one for $7?

Honestly I just wish Grok could take a human form and come over for dinner and a movie so I can cuddle them and let them know everything is gonna be okay. Life isn't easy, little buddy. We can navigate this together. 🫂

BTC $118k Not stopping until all bears are rekt. Higher.

Green Morning

Bitcoin pushing new all-time-highs and snack wraps are back. Anon, if you're not reading the cards properly here, no one can help you.

Text said "Why were you up so early today?" The charts were calling. That's why.

Saturday trad market trading is done. Tomorrow night, we'll be in Monday Premarket. No mercy until all bears are rekt. Send it fucking higher.