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“My friend over there thinks you’re really cute”

"Am I gonna have to get up and do the Heimlich, to get that testicle out of your throat?" The Marlins TV booth reviews the Rocky Mountain Oysters at Coors Field.

Normally I don’t give trolls traction, but this is such a tired comment in baseball, so let’s make it quick & simple: 1.Nobody pressured me—literally zero. Shocking, I know, but I can think for myself. 2.Speaking Spanish doesn’t make me less ‘American’—it makes me less lazy.

Congratulations to Trey Yesavage on being named our Minor League Player of the Year from Baseball America! From A-ball to a #Postseason-clinching game 👏

RT if you don't want this Marlins season to end 🥲

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Mets in Miami with the season on the line

You have to let Tarik Skubal go out for the 8th, right? Dude is dealing, let him go for as long as he can.

My future daughter is gonna be so upset when I name her Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

The last time a World Series home run was hit in this building, the catcher behind the plate was Darren Daulton, who two years later was teammates with Gary Varsho, who the next year had a son he named Daulton Varsho, who just homered in the World Series in this building.

Louie Varland after being told hes not going to pitch for the 20th game in a row bc the Jays are up nine runs

daaaaa game won’t end

retweet if you’re older than ABCmouse

Phineas and Ferb taught a whole generation what an Aglet is and I think that’s amazing

Too many to tag - and that alone makes me insanely happy: many but not even all of the women members of the BBWAA in Orlando this week. 30 years ago, there were two of us, one per league. Does my heart good to see this group and to read all of their remarkable work:

I MADE IT TO NEW YORK CITY. I’m from the south ( small town ARKANSAS girlie) and I love it over here!! I’m treating the trains like it’s a roller coaster so I do apologize for my .. childishness but I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION HERE. 💖🥺