While we were in Mexico last week I was walking into a shop and the guy there said “bienvenidos” and I started to say it back to him, so I’m socially awkward in 2 languages now 🏆

When covid clap(ton)s back

Fucking Florida. This dude rules 🖤

Hard Drive Elon Musk if elon musk hates socialism so much why is he always getting publicly owned

This is the first time I’ll be able to make it to one of these and I am absolutely fucking giddy while also being anxious af about getting tickets. Hopefully it’s great weather for experiencing DC for the first time!

Galaxse

Stupid sexy Flanders.

I wonder how many more years it will be until I put my airpods on the charger the correct way on my first try

Noice

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/Acyn/status/15…

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

Hey @dogoon, I’m listening to your Nick Cage ep and wanted to let you know that I wasn’t required to go on a tour to see his tomb and was able to get within butt’s reach (blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol). If you zoom in on all of the little spots you’ll notice they’re lip prints.

It’s such a relief that at least one of my first crushes wasn’t the worst 🖤

Hey Tampa, try voting this time cltampa.com/news/hey-tampa…

LMAO Tucker Carlson got kicked off Fox 😂🦀

I loved Aisha Tyler so much on #talksoup a couple deca..a few years ago and it makes me so fucking happy every time I hear her on Archer I wonder if she had any idea her career would include a badass assassin who says things like “My vulva is a smoother than a veal cutlet!” 😂

I’ve loved QAnon Anonymous Podcast (QAA) for ages, but being introduced to such a toxic topic as transmaxxing by Liv, with her perfect balance of sardonic gravitas, really highlighted why. I’m embarrassed it took me so long, but I joined the Patreon as soon as the episode ended.

The trope of bathtub bonding horrifies me. Don’t you dare trying to slip into the bathtub with me. I am not situated for visitors in the bathtub, this is not Jersey State. That old couple that each has their own separate bathtub in the Cialis ads knows what’s up.