she's got a wig :)

the life of a showgirl

there are not enough fanfics about jen barkley and april ludgate. i mean look at the potential

this is bf rio

this fanfic shit easy as hell

more like someone, am I right? [I’ll see myself out]

you know what? Hell yeah, 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😍

listening to music really helps shift the mood and this is such a great album.

Her mom really said copy paste, huh.

You mean the party that excused a whole ass insurrection and that advocates for small government and states rights is deploying federal troops and taking DC under federal control? [pretends to be shocked]

me to my roommate (aka 🐶): aww hi butt-butt, who’s a good boy? Let me give you some pets also me: hay como chingas ni dejas hacer nada ya déjame en paz. bro stop being annoying

Finally good bisexual representation in media 💪🏽

Loafing him was bread

I never call in sick but today I called in. I woke up feeling nauseous but have no other symptoms. It’s probably my trauma response which often triggers nausea. So now I have a free day 🙂 but I will be spending it trying to get back to baseline 🙃

this tweet has had me laughing for about 5 mins (and going) 😭😭 pls, stop the violence and the hahnbubu

bro wtf does this mean?

my mortgage payment went down. nice.

Going to the store to pick up a new controller, charge it, shower, may clean, and maybe even do a bar day?