a parrot with its beak and claws removed makes an excellent toy for a brutish child

Locals in Inverclyde, if you can, try and get along to the Beacon Arts Centre at the Custom House Quay An exhibition, called INHIBITION features work by artists (inmates) of HMP Greenock Here are a few of my favourites Discover Inverclyde Greenock Telegraph Inverclyde Now

brighten up a trip to the shop by getting them to throw the change into your mouth

read that as 'out the back of the plane'

Ruth Husko Not football related, but when Walkers ran this campaign my kids were too young to recognise Mariah Carey. So in our house her name is, and will always be, Oniony Barbara.

Reading a 1996 review of a Ghostface album. Mad that this is how boring US Presidential debates were, as opposed to now where they are presented as bombastic entertainment, inseparable from the world of music or pro wrestling

Welby finally doing the Lambeth Palace Walk

what's up wembley my name is jesus christ, this first song's called me so thorny

William Faulkner was such a G

no problemo

has anyone checked if stephen fry is ok

gonna do new stuff here from now on: honey i am a guy and i shrunk the kids.bsky.social any twitter activity will be mostly just be me occasionally retweeting my old stuff