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Unajua hawa wakuuza hukua na timetable so wacha areply then nifanye bookings ya weekend hadi Monday.

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Kua desperate na deals zinahusu pesa lakini si kuma bro.

My sugar mama is my source of income, mimi sina pesa ya kununulia Msichana gifts ju ni 1st August.

Mi hufeel sazingine shiet nikionanga mangwati

Wacha nitumie kienyeji wangu 2k ya happy girlfriends day ju ye hunipea kuma Safi nagwara hao wengine ni bunch of bitches.

KipCuhna Mudrykmen 😂😂

Huyu dem ameshinda kuniambia Kesho Kesho wooi Makendes zitapasuka vanee. Na msiniite Kiptoo.

Kudinywa dinywa na mtu mmoja si mbaya, shida ni kudinywa dinywa na watu wa kadha na kadha 😂😂

Wacheni na story ya Kiptoo kudinyiwa Omkhana Tess Mimi nilidinyiwangwa na Ngulusumu ikaweka mimba ndani buanaa sijawai heal🥲

Huyo groom hakosi kuwa Mkikuyu, we know their behaviours na sahii akili inasoma inheritance.

Macharjie na Manyonyoz weekend inawapeleka aje ama mko weak end? 😅

Kuna ule dem atakuja kwako ukule akule na aoshe vyombo na kuna yule utamkula akule na arushe vyombo kwa sink kama ameenda zake, now you know who to marry.

Napenda nikiwa solo ju mi hu-hustle alone I hope hamta ni judge. Anyway quote this tweet with a picture showing you are enjoying your weekend.

Sijui Mbona nikiwa tipsy hua namfikiria sana alafu namtext, alafu namcall ,alafu tunaongea,alafu tunakua sawa oooh shit I hate hizi maalafu fuck this love life.

Sometimes it's good to avoid accompanying yourself with Cheeky friends, wanakuekanga kwa unnecessary situations bure.

Crazy Kennar's wife is a true definition of "uzuri wa mwanamke si uremboo ni tabia eeeh" well done brother ✌🏿

What’s the most socially accepted dr*g that silently destroys you?

Kumbe "piece of shit" ni kipande cha mavi kwa Kiswahili 😂💀

Kudinya cousin ya wife sounds illegal but it's not.