Let me get in your pants.

Get in stupid, I'm making you forget about that dipshit TC you have today.

If he doesn't show up with a bouquet of burgers on national cheeseburger day, he's just not that into you.

You could have been an email

Hey bro, if she don't make you feel things you never knew existed. She ain't the one for you

Silly girl, he wasn’t talking to you.

fast replies to my messages will definitely get you regular bj’s

When your smile reaches your eyes I like to pretend it’s because you thought of me

loving my friends🦦👋🫵🫶🦦

Kisses his AVI good morning.

good morning to only horny people

it’s thursday in tweeterland that means shoot your shot at your favorite attraction (they love that shit) *you can’t hit me, adjust your fucking sights

i’d send you ass pics just to make you hard at work

I’d fuck you in the middle of a pumpkin patch, not gonna lie. It may be a little uncomfortable, but whatever. It’ll be a good story.

fuck you, i don’t want nobody else

Now that's talent.

anyway, i’d look really good grinding on your beard

Put your whole body in my mouth

i’d let you come over and manhandle me and after we’d nap

things that disappoint me… the fact that i’m not currently sitting on your face