I met David Bowie in my dream last night.

Just took care of my annual ridiculously bad sunburn. Thanks North Melbourne Pool & summer for the collaboration.

Still sunburned to shit. Never has my front glowed like this.

I just saw Julia Gillard speak for the first time in 3 months and she said 'moving forward'!!!!!

Hi Dave Optus , my wife is in NZ and she received an SMS before she left saying her phone was unlocked but it is still locked.Can you help?

@CJ_Dub Shayne McCallum I told Leah this afternoon that I am & was gonna tell Shanoo! Are you gonna be riding it? 🐎

@CJ_Dub Shayne McCallum Boo 👎 Good work on pulling the older ladies though! She's flush 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

@CJ_Dub Shayne McCallum The Graham Hotel Totes! Roddy is a legend!

@CJ_Dub Me too. Got some 💵 from it last year! Going back for another gift 👏🐎

Daniel Wilson After your comments to me at lunch a couple months ago, the caption on the photo is appropriate...

@Dan_Hong We just spent an hour with a plane load of them.... Are they the new Ed Hardy....????

We are stuck in traffic on the way to the UFC & the petrol light is flashing in the taxi... *pulls collar*

@angefleurbrown Léo 🐻

@angefleurbrown Léo 🐻

@angefleurbrown CroxleyGreen.com @rabbiaaron Travis Perkins Unlikey. 👎

We're in The Age today! Tix are officially on sale for Issue #4: Water. #TOYScollective www.toyscollective.eventbrite.com

#FourChefs #MsCollins gastro-logy.blogspot.com.au/2014/11/four-c… Ms. Collins #invite ReymondComms #yummy #justblogged

UFC, Smokey Bay oysters, Rosé. Good Monday night. Burgers next.

Greasy Heaven! http://twitpic.com/3943i6