school is so fucking stupid and useless im tired of these stupid assignmence i hate school

You were there for us, you know we're here for you. Now go win a #WorldSeries #ALLCAPS // #STAYINTHEFIGHT

A white supremacist called a Black woman the N-word in a convenience store.... And a Black customer came through with the hand of #Ogun #wontHeDoit

Last night we lost our little fighter Hayden. It breaks my heart to know I’ll never be able to see you again. How you fought your battles always inspired me, you were my hero. I know you’ll be watching me from up above. I’ll miss you.

hear me out......a Valentine's Day card, but with this inside.

TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF: -8 hours of sleep -eating vegetables -having a 401k JUSTIFYING ALL YOUR DECISIONS WITH “FUCK IT WE BALL” -fucks -can order Postmates for every meal -no need to save money because the earth will be dead within like 10 years so fuck it we ball

Just awesome stuff

Rode a bike today for the first time in years. Absolutely ate sh*t. It hurt really bad. That is all.

Is there a contract people sign before they buy a Prius that states they will always drive under the speed limit?

You are scam artists. You are crooks. You deserve to be behind bars and you know it

So Robinhood is saying they are protecting their users from over leveraging and getting burned. But somehow it’s okay when hedgefunds literally do the same exact thing. Nobody had a problem then until the hedge funds lost. Now speculating is a huge issue. #frauds

I own $amc $nok $nakd. I bought them with the understanding we live in a free market where people can buy and sell stocks fair and square and at their own risk. I will hold them till the death as a reminder that Robinhood founders must go to prison

We’ve dropped Robinhood as one of our podcast sponsors.

I counted 209 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the Mountain Dew® ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com

Tom is the best to do sports.

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Huskies playing hard and physical today #GrownManGroner